Raised on Goosebumps. Fueled by Sarcasm.

Raised on Goosebumps. Fueled by Sarcasm Tee — Straight from the glow-in-the-dark bookshelf of your childhood nightmares. Born in slime-green fonts, haunted by campfire dares, and stitched with the same sarcasm that carried you through bad haircuts and dial-up internet. Broken-in, unapologetic, and as unimpressed as the villain reveal in a Goosebumps twist ending. No hype. No flex. Just that eerie, worn-in cool for the forever misfit who laughs at cheap scares and still sleeps with the lights off—ironically, of course.

Product features

- Made without side seams to minimize waste and enhance appearance.

- Ribbed knit collar retains shape while ensuring comfort.

- Shoulder tape prevents stretching, providing durability.

- Crafted from 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, smooth feel.

- Ethically made with US cotton and certified for quality and safety.

Care instructions

- Do not dryclean

- Do not bleach

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Iron, steam or dry: low heat

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors