Pumpkin Spice & Existential Dread

Pumpkin Spice & Existential Dread Tee — Forget cute fall vibes—this is straight-up witch fuel for the unapologetically cursed. Brewed in sarcasm, steeped in chaos, and spiked with enough dread to outlast your therapist’s availability. It’s the broken-in layer for midnight hexes, daylight hangovers, and every “whatever” in between. No broom required, no fake aesthetic—just raw, reckless comfort that couldn’t care less if Mercury’s in retrograde or your latte art sucks.

Product features

- Made without side seams to minimize waste and enhance appearance.

- Ribbed knit collar retains shape while ensuring comfort.

- Shoulder tape prevents stretching, providing durability.

- Crafted from 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, smooth feel.

- Ethically made with US cotton and certified for quality and safety.

Care instructions

- Do not dryclean

- Do not bleach

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Iron, steam or dry: low heat

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors