Pumpkin Carvin - Seasonal Rage Management

Pumpkin Carving – Seasonal Rage Management Tee—therapy’s too expensive, so here’s a knife and a gourd. Built for messy hands, zero patience, and carving out stress one jagged smile at a time. Broken-in and unapologetic, this is your fall uniform for pretending pumpkin guts fix anything. No zen. No chill. Just seasonal chaos management with sharp objects.

Product features

- Made without side seams to minimize waste and enhance appearance.

- Ribbed knit collar retains shape while ensuring comfort.

- Shoulder tape prevents stretching, providing durability.

- Crafted from 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, smooth feel.

- Ethically made with US cotton and certified for quality and safety.

Care instructions

- Do not dryclean

- Do not bleach

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Iron, steam or dry: low heat

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors