Meet the My Kids Suck the Life Out of Me Hoodie — comfort laced with unapologetic sarcasm. Soft enough to pass out in and tough enough to survive juice spills, tantrums, and life’s general chaos. The roomy kangaroo pocket? Great for warming frozen hands… or stashing the snacks you’re not sharing. The drawstring hood locks in that “don’t bother me” energy, making it prime gear for frosty mornings, late-night doomscrolling, or simply existing in beautifully stubborn defiance. No fluff. No fake hype. Just a battle-worn, broken-in essential for people who’d rather ghost than gossip.
Product features
- Spacious kangaroo pouch for warmth and convenience.
- Adjustable drawstring hood for a personalized fit.
- Made from a durable 50% cotton, 50% polyester blend for comfort.
- DTF sleeve prints and customization options available.
- Ethically produced with 100% sustainably sourced cotton.
Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
** Unisex Heavy Blend Sweatshirt, Graphic, Everyday Wear, Casual Statement, Cozy, Streetwear, Comfy, Gifts, Humor, Gen-X **
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 18500, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
