Just a Human Trying Not To Be Food — Hoodie for staying off the menu. It’s anti-hype armor you can live in—tough enough to handle whatever chaos or critter comes sniffing around, soft enough to crash in after you’ve made it through. Oversized kangaroo pocket for cold hands, contraband snacks, or the stuff nobody needs to know about. Drawstring hood locks you into “do not disturb” mode for frosty mornings, midnight escapes, or disappearing completely. No fake style. No extra effort. Just that broken-in, already-over-it vibe that keeps you moving and breathing.
Product features
- Spacious kangaroo pouch for warmth and convenience.
- Adjustable drawstring hood for a personalized fit.
- Made from a durable 50% cotton, 50% polyester blend for comfort.
- DTF sleeve prints and customization options available.
- Ethically produced with 100% sustainably sourced cotton.
Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
** Unisex Heavy Blend Sweatshirt, Graphic, Everyday Wear, Casual Statement, Cozy, Streetwear, Comfy, Gifts, Humor, Gen-X, Bear Survival **
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 18500, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
