This tee doesn’t play nice — Caffeine Cynicism Classic Rock is the unofficial uniform for the ones who lived through mixtapes, dial-up, and not giving a damn since forever. Soft enough to pass out in after a midnight dive bar run, tough enough to survive spilled beer, bad decisions, and whatever the hell the ‘90s threw at you. Worn-in like your favorite band tee from a tour you barely remember, it’s for the sarcastic, the over-it, and the ones running on caffeine and pure spite. Wear it loud, wear it proud — whatever, they’ll never get it anyway.
Product features
- Made without side seams to minimize waste and enhance appearance.
- Ribbed knit collar retains shape while ensuring comfort.
- Shoulder tape prevents stretching, providing durability.
- Crafted from 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, smooth feel.
- Ethically made with US cotton and certified for quality and safety.
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
** Unisex Softstyle T-shirt, Graphic Tee, Everyday Wear, Casual Statement, Gifts, Humor, Gen-X **
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
