Meet the Breeder’s Remorse Hoodie — comfort soaked in dark humor and parenting truth. Soft enough to crash in after bedtime, tough enough to survive sippy cup leaks, Cheerio dust, and tantrums that could crack drywall. The kangaroo pocket hides snacks you’re not sharing or busted toys you “forgot” to fix. The drawstring hood seals in that leave-me-alone vibe for frosty drop-offs, late-night doomscrolls, or just existing in stubborn, sleep-deprived glory. No fluff. No fake cheer. Just the battle-worn uniform of someone who’s been through it… and still showed up.
Product features
- Spacious kangaroo pouch for warmth and convenience.
- Adjustable drawstring hood for a personalized fit.
- Made from a durable 50% cotton, 50% polyester blend for comfort.
- DTF sleeve prints and customization options available.
- Ethically produced with 100% sustainably sourced cotton.
Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
** Unisex Heavy Blend Sweatshirt, Graphic, Everyday Wear, Casual Statement, Cozy, Streetwear, Comfy, Gifts, Humor, Gen-X **
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 18500, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
