
guess we're glad you're here!
Grunge and grit meet unapologetic attitude — no rules, no filters. For those who own their weird and refuse to trade chaos for comfort.

They’re here!
(Yeah, like Poltergeist.)
Only thing scarier?
My dead-eyed, whatever attitude.
Boo-hoo.
They Said Don’t Click… But You Always Do.
15% off $50+ Discount Code: Whatever2025



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Yeah, we’ve got shirts. Try not to freak out.
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Shop hoodies now—because real life is cold and people suck.
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Long Sleeves: because the weather’s confused. Wear this.
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Permanent sarcasm, now peel-and-stick.
Stock up on dysfunction.
Latest Distractions
Here’s some so-called ‘featured’ stuff. Peek, don’t peek—whatever. We’re not losing sleep over it.
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Another Day. Another 8 Hours of Pretending I Care.
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Ask Me About My Emotional Support Spreadsheet
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Caffeine Cynicism Classic Rock
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Casual Misfit
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For literally anyone who puts clothes on.
Our products are basically begging to be worn by someone. Anyone.

Premium stuff—because we’re not monsters.
Our fibers are so elite, they probably judge your other clothes.